Memoirs From a Young Conservative

Obligatory MTV sucks post.  P.S. Why are they called MTV if they DON’T PLAY MUSIC VIDEOS?

FAIL.

First of all, as a proud American and proud Texan I am appalled that this English nitwit has any sort of commentary on OUR elections and OUR leaders.

Russell Brand, the filthy looking….why is he even famous guy hosted last night’s video music awards.  And by the looks of the day after coverage it’s a good thing I didn’t tune in.

Brand, who dressed up as Osama bin Laden the day after 9/11 (which is clue number one this guy doesn’t belong on American television), took it upon himself to critique young stars like the Jonas Brothers (to the horror of my co-worker’s daughter, mind you) for wearing purity rings.  As though that’s some sort of horribly bad idea…the thought of not having sex as a teenager.

Jordin Sparks, American Idol winner, wasn’t happy with Brand’s left field critique.

“I just wanna say, it’s not bad to wear a promise ring because not every guy and a girl wants to be a slut, OK?”

Preach it sista.

Thanks Michelle Malkin, for the transcript.

BRAND: “Now, as a representative of the global community and a visitor from abroad, I don’t want to come across a little bit biased, but could I please ask of you people of America, to PLEASE ELECT BARACK OBAMA. Please! On behalf of the world. (Camera pans to singers Chris Brown and Britney Spears applauding and cheering.) Some people, I think they’re called racists, say that America is not ready for a black president. But I know America to be a forward-thinking country, right. Because, otherwise, you know, would you have let that retarded cowboy fellow be president for eight years?

We were very impressed. It was nice of you to let him have a go. Because in England, George Bush wouldn’t be trusted with a pair of scissors.

I am obliged by broadcasting law to show some balance in this situation, which means, uh, the Republicans might be alright. Sarah Palin. She’s a VILF! A vice president I’d like to…fumble, fondle, I dunno. I do feel a little bit sorry for her daughter, getting pregnant, poor kid. Is it a boy? Is it a girl? It’s a P.R. stunt. Come on. Be honest.

And I feel most sorry for that poor teenaged father. Boy. One minute, he’s just a teenaged lad in Alaska having joyful, unprotected sex. And the next minute: Get to the Republican convention. I think that is the best safe sex message of all time. Use a condom or become Republican! …That boy will spend the rest of his life masturbating while wearing a condom…

…New music, new president, and brand new America. And you people deserve it after eight years of Bush. I promise you, you deserve it…

Some people, I think they’re called socialists, say that America isn’t up to a communist country like China’s standards.  But surely they’re forward thinkers because they shun people in small towns for “clinging to their religion and guns” but then asking for their votes days later.

This guy is sexist and disturbing (a self proclaimed former sex addict commenting on abstinence) and MTV-knowing its age group audience-should’ve never let this guy on the air.

I, again, call on Obama to denounce this guy’s comments.